Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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