she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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