i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Well I just put wine in my tea
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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