Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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