i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
You are the jesus of drinking
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Randomize
