She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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