Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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