she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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