i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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