She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Randomize
