How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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