I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
