In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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