Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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