guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Randomize
