haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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