I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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