I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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