Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I want you more than these girls want KFC
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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