i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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