He kissed a someone with a penis
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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