dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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