u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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