There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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