I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
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