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would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
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They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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