He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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