AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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