I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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