I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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