So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
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