we're blogging at a bar
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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