She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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