Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Just pee around me
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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