Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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