I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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