I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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