A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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