Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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