I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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