i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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