I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
we're so committed to being not committed
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