god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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