The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
is it fun? or sober?
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