Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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