I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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