Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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