last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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