well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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