Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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