The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
If I die, sorry about rent.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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