Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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