? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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