great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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