he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
