What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize
