So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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