It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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